I think this needs to happen, taylorswift.

Oh my God, yes please!



relatable teen things:

  • transcending the infinite void
  • becoming a god
  • amassing unfathomable amounts of dark energy
  • ascending from this foolish mortal coil
  • overthrowing satan
  • seeing the infinite
  • gaining complete omnipotence

“You don’t know humor until you’ve witnessed Taylor Swift sing the words, “I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, so I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours.””

[x] The main reason to be jealous about the 1989 listening party (via dirtytaylorswift)


Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me
Me: *puts diamond ring on* na

 ”I was born on the 13th. I turned 13 on Friday the 13th. My first album went gold in 13 weeks. My first #1 song had a 13-second intro… Every time I’ve won an award I’ve been seated in either the 13th seat, the 13th row, the 13th section or row M, which is the 13th letter. Basically whenever a 13 comes up in my life, it’s a good thing.”

"I rode an elevator with a guy who was whistling the tune of ‘this is the song that never ends’. Putting that on me? Come on dude…"


50% of me: loves taylor swift

the other 50% of me: also loves taylor swift


Taylor is featured on at least one page in Ed Sheeran’s upcoming book about his journey to fame (at the 4 second mark)!